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all systems happy
build v0.7 ✦ live status

uwuserver♡

a soft little homelab behind cgnat, held together with wireguard, caddy, and a worrying amount of love ♡

services ♡

what's actually running ✦
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// 01 online

wazuh

siem xdr log soup. agents on every host, dashboard watching everything ever, judging silently.

→ open ♡
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// 02 live

status

fleet uptime response times 90-check history auto-refresh every 30s. lives on the hetzner edge so it's still up when the homelab takes a nap.

→ open ♡

running on ✦

the duct tape ♡
🍰
caddy
tls + edge proxy
🌐
wireguard
cgnat bypass
📡
nginx
internal forward
🐧
debian
13
☁️
hetzner
cloud edge
🖥️
xcp-ng
homelab hypervisor
📊
gatus
status checks
📝
wordpress
multi-tenant
🐘
php-fpm
isolated pools
🐬
mariadb
11 socket auth
🛡️
nftables
lan dnat
⚙️
systemd
because of course

what is this ♡

readme.txt ✦

uwuserver is a personal homelab held together with wireguard, caddy, and questionable life choices.

everything you reach here is tunneled through a hetzner box because o2 kabel decided cgnat was a personality trait. the uptime is. mostly. real. see status for honesty.

if something's broken, it's probably ufw reload being weird again or a stale negative dns cache.

(づ ◕‿◕ )づ
♡ welcome ♡
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